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SPF 45 2003-08-24 | 7:15 p.m. ummm.....last night at ye olde shitty job there was a hawaiian tropics model contest. I don't really know if I should say any more because I might not be able to stop once I start. I just want to let you all know that the world is really going to be okay because we have society that thrives on seeing girls asses in brazilian bikinis. I mean who needs intelligence (you will disregard all spelling errors in this entry!) when youre ass is free from cellulite. The one who gets the most applause is always the stupidest. There was a question and answer session, you know like for Miss America. The questions were brilliant. Q: "If You were president what would you do?" A: "I'd build a better public transportation system in LA so I could get around easier, he he." Oh my god. Oh alright I know public transporation=good but give me a fucking break. President. Forget thinking globally, trying to make a significant change in society, helping people, anything that's the littlest bit selfless. She wants to get around LA easier. Well congratulations, we have a winner. The others were equally as ridiculous but none stood out so gloriously from the others as our next president did. Well none except for the girl who said that if she were any animal she would be a dog because they are obedient. I came home and put on Neurosis, rubbed sunscreen over every inch of my pasty white skin and thanked the Steve that I turned out the way I did. Oh by the way did I mention that my likes are long walks on the beach, funny people and rainbows. He He.
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