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I ALMOST HAD TO USE MY AK 2003-08-13 | 12:31 a.m. Here's how today went..... Wake up frustrated about the computer being broken from some jackass virus. Get ready for school. Walk out to find car has been towed away. Call towing company and the lady on the phone is a royal bitch. Says without registration you may not have your car back. The lease is only good for up to 90 days. (I haven't recieved my DMV paperwork from the dealership yet) Call Honda to get a copy of registration faxed to towing bitch. Sorry the office won't be open until ten o'clock. Cry Throw keys and yell at cat to stop meowing. Cry more because you just yelled at your cat and now you feel like a mean jerk. Do the math on lease agreement and find that it has only been 80 days since signing and that will be good enough. Call cab company to get a ride to pick up your car. Wait 30 minutes for taxi. Pay $43 to sit in a cab in morning rush hour traffic. Call towing company to get directions for driver because he has no concept of where he's going. Pay $145 dollars for fat bitch in stretch pants to call you Tracy after seeing not only your liscense but also credit card and auto lease. Watch fat cow get in your car with her big dirty butt and drive out of the lot to return your car. Arrive at school 1 1/2 hours late to find that your first client has been waiting for you to fix her hair that someone else fucked up last week. When said client goes into LABOR in your chair continue working on her hair because she won't let you stop. Instruct birthing mother client on breathing exercises learned in yoga. Recieve three dollars in quarters as your tip for these services. Finish out the day at school with numerous students letting you know that you look tired. Drive home and get cut off by a woman who when driving by you flips you off and calls you a "fucking bitch". Proceed to stare at her car in disbelief for a moment then burst into tears and sob uncontrollably as you get on the freeway and sit in traffic for two hours to get home to your broken computer. Decide to go see Johnny Depp and his sweet ass in Pirates of the Carribean. Enjoy getting lost in all the pirate schtick. Come home and finally recieve assistance in debugging the fucking computer. I'm going to bed now and I have to tell you all that if tomorrow is anything like today was I'm moving to Bali to weave straw mats for the rest of my life. Love Heather
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