I AM A LORD OF CHAOS
2003-04-23 | 10:45 p.m.

Each day I go to the gym and I pay close attention to the display on the machine. I am not obsessed with losing weight or tracking my progress, I am obsessed with Satan.

As the display goes between distance traveled to my heartrate it also tells me that if I run for an hour I will burn 666 calories.

EVERYDAY.

I've changed machines. I've changed my speed. Still with the 666.

I can't bring myself to workout for that full hour #1. because I'm lazy but #2. because I'm afraid if I do I'll start screaming in tongues and my head will revolve like a merry-go-round. I think I'll keep up the half hour routine because halfway evil is all I have time for right now.

If I start getting all satanic I'll have to burn churches and sarcifice babies and shit and to be quite honest I'm a little busy these days.

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