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A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS 2003-04-16 | 8:02 p.m. Go see bettinas and take this survey as well. It's pleasing. 1. You don't choose love, it chooses you. I agree. It can’t be helped even if you try. 2. When love does choose you, it frequently has bad timing. It seems as though everything is timed poorly. You can’t wait or plan. You just have to go with what your heart tells you to do and hope that everything works out. (Cheesy bitch) 3. Once love chooses you, you have to choose whether to accept it. I can’t choose. I just love or hate. Period. It’s out of my hands. 4. The Beatles were better than the Rolling Stones. Baby why you gotta do me like this. I love both bands. I dance to both bands. They both serve a purpose and both have a special place in my heart. 5. It really doesn't make sense that women shave their legs. Yes it does. Men should also shave their legs. It feels better. Buy your boyfriend a Venus for his birthday. 6. Michael Moore is a smart man, but he's a little heavy-handed. I love Mr. Moore. I admire his gumption. Good books, good movies, good ideas, good person. 7. Every person with whom you interact will somehow come back to you. No I don’t think so. 8. Drinking out of the milk carton is pleasing when you do it, but gross when other people do. Milk is disgusting. I won’t touch it or it’s carton. 9. A carefully organized workspace can be the harbinger of great things. I do find it easier to work when my surroundings are organized. And it’s funny but it’s easier for me to wake up in the morning if my room is clean. 10. Movies with subtitles, even if violent, somehow make you think harder than other movies. They do make you think harder. About reading and trying to translate in hopes of gaining a bit of foreign language smarts. I’m fluent in Amelie, Man bites dog, and La Femme Nikita. 11. Al Gore invented the internet. Whatever dude. 12. Things with names ending in "-y" are cuter than things not ending in "-y." My name is a good example of why this is not true. Heather versus Heathey. You call me Heathey and I’ll show you fucking cute. I’ll shove cute right up your ass. 13. Beer is better than liquor. I don’t really go for liquor so much. I do like beer but I like wine better. What about malt liquor though? 14. You'll never understand how much you didn't know until it's too late to go back and change your reactions. Yes I regret everything always. I’m constantly thinking "Why the fuck did you do that?" 15. Anyone who makes less than $150,000 a year can not, in good conscience, vote republican. I make nothing and I claim no party to represent my political beliefs. I have said it before and I’ll say it again MY COUNTRY IS NEW FREELAND. Thank you David Cross. 16. Non-white babies are cuter than white babies. Babies barf a lot and have green poop too often. 17. If I had a party, I would invite Bettina. If I had a party it would be in Bettina’s pants. 18. Grudges are for the weak. I guess I’m weak then. Sorry. 19. It's easier to admit uncoolness than to actually be cool. (kool) adj. 1.Somewhat cold 2.Affording or allowing relief from heat. 3.Controlled; calm 4.Indifferent: unenthusiastic 5.Impudent: audacious 6.Superb: first rate. 20. It's cool to be uncool. I am superb. 21. Everyone who was happy in high school will be miserable in adulthood. I hope so because I had a shitty time and that means I’ll be happy right? Right Bettina ?! 22. Sleeping in the nude is better than pajamas. Agreed. 23. Red looks good on me. On you? I guess, I don’t really know. On me, only if my hair is black. 24. The more you know, the less you think you know. Yes I know nothing about anything. 25. The less you know, the more you think you know. Yes you are very perceptive grasshopper. 26. If I wish hard enough, I will win enough money just to pay off my student loans. And maybe buy some nice shoes. Try selling your panties on E-bay. 27. I should go visit my grandmother, because she's cool, not because she lives in Texas. Yes do it. Now! 28. I can go see Mike Doughty tonight. Or I can go to a barbeque and see some of my friends from Texas. I think I'll stay home instead. I would too. I’m a hermit. 29. Sometimes people know you better than you think. Sometimes they do, sometimes they don’t. I try to keep ‘em guessing. 30. This is annoying. No, never, I love it, hey you wanna hear the most annoying noise in the world...........
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