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BLASTED SPARE TIRE 2003-04-08 | 6:27 p.m. I'm about to go to the gym for the first time in about 2 months. I'm scared. What if I forgot how to do it? What if I fall off the machines? What if everyone there is all skinny now and they stare at me and point and laugh. What will I do you guys? Should I just stay home and eat some ice cream? That sounds pretty good. No, no. I must go to the eliptical machine and work it like it's never been worked before. I must get rid of this sail sized flap of skin that hangs from my arm. From now on when I dance and kiss my biceps there will be no gusts of wind from skin flapping back and forth. Okay I'm out the door wish me luck.
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