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ALL THE DAYS NEWS 2003-04-05 | 1:23 p.m. I need help. My boyfriend is trying to grow a mustache! I want to crawl into a cave and die. He thinks it going to rock. I think he looks like a creepy child molester. It’s not even a real mustache. He grows it in patches and it’s like blond and brown. Pure suck. What the fuck has happened to this guy that would make him think it’s okay to have facial hair? He tried this shit once before and it was gross then too. Damn dude, I’m at a loss. In other news I was listening to the first of a group of CD’s to be received in the mail and one of the songs was by Interpol. This is great. Yeah. I love Interpol. It got me thinking about how many of these compilations will include one of their songs. I know I put one on mine. They remind me of a hybrid of Joy Division and The Pixies. It’s like some marketing team got together and figured out what two bands were most popular with 20 to 30 year olds (who have great taste in music) and then created Interpol to satiate our desire for some good current music. Blah, Blah, Blah. Just one more thing. You all know my cat Darby is really sick if you’ve been reading this for a while. She’s still alive because I can’t bear to take her to the vet and have her put to sleep so I’m just going to let her go about her business at home. She mostly just lays on my bed and sleeps but once in a while she’ll get up to chase the other cat around the house and kick his ass. I think she’s having nightmares about him eating all the food. He’s pretty cool, he just rolls over on his back and let’s her bite him until she’s satisfied and goes back to sleeping on the bed. Okay so the funniest thing is that Darby has started blowing snot rockets. I know it’s not really funny cause she’s ill and I’m the last person to take pleasure in an animals suffering but this makes me giggle. She was sneezing one day and I went over to make sure she was okay and POW... snot on the carpet. I found one in my shoe and one on my bed. It’s kind of gross but oh well. So now I feel like I’ve got to follow her around and blow her nose to protect all my stuff from getting slimed.
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