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HUSTLING PINK LEMONADE AND SHIT 2003-03-01 | 6:33 p.m. Yeah, so I was just in the bathroom. Doing some stuff you know, and my roommate walked into the other bathroom that has an adjoining door to mine, kind of like the Brady kids had. Well I completely froze up. It sucked. I was just trying to do my business at home in the privacy of my own bathroom but felt like I was in a public restroom full of people. So I just had to sit there and patiently wait (and listen....ewww) for P___ to finish his with his own quest for clean bowels and empty bladder. Not so fun, I tell you. I have a bit more sympathy for uglykatey and her public restroom issues now. So there’s that. I’m unsure why I shared. I’m so unsure about a lot of things. One of them being, why have I never tried Kingfisher beer? I saw an ad last night that claimed ‘Most thrilling chilled’. That sounds pretty good. Thrilling even. Another thing I’m unsure of is when exactly my boyfriend turned into a ghetto superstar. He sent me an e-mail that has me a bit puzzled. "You only want me for my pimp juice. Remember when we celebrated Valentines Day by walking to kfc and eating fried while they mopped the floor and glared at us? That’s what you call letting it loose. All dubs be tugging on this niggas gear, I be tossing it up. Tossing up benjies? Hell naw, letting them Georges burn. Hustling pink lemonade asking for water and shit." Do any of you know what the fuck the second half of this means in English? The first part I can decipher, yes, we spent our valentines evening at KFC. We are a damn romantic couple. But then I’m lost. Dubs? Hustling pink lemonade? Is this all code for I love you and want to spend the rest of my life with you? Yes, I’m sure that’s it.
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