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MISSING THE PROSTITUTES 2003-02-23 | 2:48 a.m. You know what I really miss. Hookers that do it out of necessity. I used to sit on the fire escape of my boyfriends apartment on Geary and watch the tenderloins finest working their magic. It was great. They needed money and were providing a service to get it. The hookers that I see now do it purely for attention and I just don’t understand. It doesn’t seem as honorable. They aren’t getting paid and they aren’t getting respect so what’s it all for? Hmmmm. Another thing I really miss is people who have a fashion sense. I scoped a woman wearing a spaghetti strap, crushed velvet dress that had ruffles around the bottom and a slit from mid calf to her underwear. It was peach in color and made me feel nauseous. This same woman was fawning over Joe Millionare. Yes, Mr. Popularity was in the bar tonight and people were falling over each other to get a peek. We were informed by the bouncer who said "Ladies, keep your panties on Joe Millionare’s in the club". Rest assured my panties didn’t move an inch. I’m not a fan of idol worship to begin with and this guy isn’t even an actor/musician/artist or whatever it is that usually makes people feel the need to lavish another with praise. Some lady asked to buy him a drink and wanted me to take it over. "No, no, no" I told her "I won’t be able to take part in this plan. I’ll go get the drink, bring it back to you and you can go lick his boots, okay?" She wasn’t into the idea so we left it at that. So now there are two minor celebrities that I’ve seen at work, Joe Millionare and a guy from and episode of blind date. When is David lee Roth coming in? He’s the only person I can think of that I would be excited about. You KNOW the place would be going the fuck off if Roth was in the house. There are probably others that would be neat to see but I’d buy David a drink and then ask him for a dance. Oh it would be great. I’ll just keep my fingers crossed.
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