JUDY WROTE THE SADDEST SONG
2003-02-18 | 12:48 p.m.

I have an obsession.

Judy and her dream of horses.

When I hear it I feel like I'm traveling back into the womb. Is this strange? Probably.

I can't put that CD on without first tracking all the way to the end and listening to Judy. I flop around like a fish and sing along totally out of key and look quite silly but, man, it feels so good.

I think my boyfriend's getting a little sick of it. He might be losing respect for me. Maybe if I just learn to sing in tune.....no I should make up a routine......yes that's it, perfect. The next week of my life will be dedicated to producing and starring in my very own production of Judy and her dream of horses. I will wear a corduroy jumpsuit and buster browns with white tights. I will be the girl who wrote a song about her dream of horses.

Hmmmmm..taking it a little far you say....well just you wait until I'm performing on Broadway. Then you'll see. Then maybe everyone will have a little more respect for the horse girls.

Not that I'm one or anything.

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