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Panty thief 2003-02-01 | 5:55 p.m. Uh... what do you do if someone steals ALL your underwear out of the dryer? I live in a huge, horrible, 70's esque apartment complex and some fuck took every pair of my underwear out of the dryer. They left everything else. I am so confused and oh yeah pissed the fuck off. Why my undies? They aren't that great. Some are even kind of gross. I fell like I'm being stalked now. I put up a note in the laundry room to tell the pervo thief that they were gross and they owed me $150 and guess what. The asshole wrote back. "I'm sorry, I was gonna give them back when I was done." Oh god! Yuck! So, I'm so tough I go walking around looking in the windows of people who live near the laundry room and could have known when it was safe to go on the panty raid.No I didn't find some fat greasy man rubbing my teddybear tuesdays all over himself, just some dirty looks from the people inside. I think they all suspect I'm going to rob them. But seriously people what am I supposed to do? Pissed off and pantyless in H.B. Stare Girl
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