lean mean eating machine
2003-01-31 | 11:53 p.m.

So I just watched Sexy Beast. Ben Kingsley is a sexy fucking beast. I am so not attracted to older men but he pees with both hands on his hips. How cool is that! His character in the movie is the sweetest shit I’ve seen in a long time. Actually I saw Donny Darko pretty recently and I also melt over his character but it’s in quite a different way. Have you seen that movie? The facial expressions alone are enough to blow your mind.Who says blow your mind anymore anyway.Whatever. I recommend seeing both films and then Ghostworld.

This is all the praise of Hollywood I can muster in one night.

I burned 700,000 calories tonight at the gym and then came home to eat 12 pounds of cheese and a candy bar. Don’t they just cancel out each other?

Oh yeah, I also got into a bar fight. Stole a motorcycle and drove to Mexico for hookers and booze.

You are so jealous.

Stare--Girl



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