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fag hag to the extreme 2003-01-29 | 6:24 p.m. I am sure that of all trees the willow is my favorite. Moving on, I had a conversation with a friend at school the other day, let's call him Denny. Our interaction was sparked by someone refering to something or another as "gay", and intending it to be an insult. I was offended. I am not gay. I wondered aloud to Denny "Why do I feel bothered by this derogitory reference, I am hetero and therefore should be offended if someone/thing is refered to as straight, right?" I am told that Denny (gay) is not offended by these comments and couldn't care less, but I just won't have that. I question him and he rolls his eyes at me. I say to him "Denny don't you know I'm a champion for the gay community. I just can't have people walking around calling you a fag and shit." His response is "but stare girl, I AM a fag." me "Yes Denny but we can't have people going around thinking it's a bad thing now can we?" him "Oh Stare girl, shove it up your ass" I think my life in the bay area made me ultra sensitive to homophobia and people in southern California are all really insensitive fucking pricks. Denny may be okay with being called a fag and having his sexuality made fun of but I can't handle it. You might think I need to get over myself, I might think the same thing. Maybe I will. Maybe I'll just go join P.F.L.A.G.. By the way while this conversation was happening I was giving our homo hero a fab pink mohawk. He looks very dashing. I'll now promptly get over myself and shove it up my ass. Stare girl
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